How I prepared for Kingsday 2016. I took a bit of my own shit, mixed it with cum and urine and gave my hair a good rub with the mixture and letted it dry before going to bed. Made an early walk around the urinals in AAmsterdam and gave me a piss shower before doing grocery shopping and rinsing out my hair again with urine. Now I am ready for a dirty Kingsday in Amsterdam... See me walking? Need to piss, spit, vomit or shit? My Mouth is the place for you to deposit your filth today!